Wednesday, June 29, 2011

The Next Genre

Shall be whatever genre I feel like attacking at the time. This isn't feigned confidence. It is simply the truth as I see it. I promise not to disappoint.

On Facebook hiring the Sony Hacker

Congratulations Geohot,

Thanks for making it necessary to create a code that makes it harder for people like you to break into.

I guess it's always much easier to destroy something than to create it, isn't it?

I'm sure you'll fit right in with the Thought Police at Facebook.

Cheers,

But not.

You stole my info, dude. I'm not on your side. thanks so much for sticking it to "The Man"

PW

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

2nd thought of the day

God Bless Chris Cornell. You understand me, man. You may not know it, but you do. Black Hole Sun.

thought of the day

My heart is open again,
After a foreclosure
That lasted nineteen months.

I wonder, how many others
Out there who have had the
Same thing happen to them.

For how long, and for what reason...
And I feel lucky and blessed,
That it was just a passing thing.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

thought of the day

Love is a drug that can never be matched,
Because you don't even know you're taking it,
Until you're already hooked.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Pictures

Yes, I know you all must be bored with reading just words. As many of you know, films are stories told in pictures, not words. I'll make sure to give you some nice things to look at in some of my future posts.

Cheers,

PDub

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Allow Me to Re-Introduce Myself

Just so I can squash any rumors that I'm a successful schizophrenic or just plain nuts, I'd like to offer up a few explanations on the differences between PW Jackson, myself, and the actor known as Perry Jackson.

Two different people. Okay perhaps they share the same body,

but two different people.

PW is the writer.
Perry is a friendly, out-going, young up and coming actor.

PW is the shrewd businessman.
Perry is the compassionate artist.

PW says whatever he feels at the time. Sometimes he acts like a fool with no mama.
Perry uses tact, is very respectful towards his mother, and never uses the word b****.

PW is mysterious.
Perry is an open book.

Perry is conscientious of all human life, and loves everyone.
PW just don't give a...

PW is the well read Classics major.
Perry is the theater boy.

PW is Blogspot.
Perry is Youtube and Twitter. (As soon as he proves he's responsible enough to have a Twitter account)

PW is East Coast.
Perry is West Coast.

I know, it seems like PW is a real @$$hole, but that's not the case, he's just very blunt and honest. He doesn't have time to BS you, or take anyone else's BS. He actually can't stand @$$holes. He can be a d*** sometimes, but only when provoked. The difference between these two types of people can be seen in the film Team America, by Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

That being said, if I could put this as simply as possible,

PW is the brain,
Perry is the heart.

Two parts of an equation that are necessary for each other's existence.

I hope this clears things up-

Let's just call this an introduction. This is who I am. Now I can finally stop talking about myself. Or my other self.

I'm just glad there's no other other self. That would just be completely unmanageable.

Peace,

PW

Friday, June 3, 2011

June Rant

So I've decided to begin a new series, (rants, I like to call them) speaking about current events in stream of consciousness form. I'm not sure if it will make good reading, but I'm pretty sure it will make things a little interesting, and hopefully free up my writing. Here goes.

I haven't had a chance to talk about the things I want to talk about for awhile so there may be a few things in here that are a little outdated so please bear with me. First of all, **** your sovereignty Pakistan, if the roles were reversed you would understand where we were coming from. I'm glad that Obama and the Navy seals got the job done, and even though I am a Christian and I am supposed to forgive Bin Laden, I still need more time for that. I believe that he was evil in its purest form, and if the only thing you can think of to improve the life of you and yours is by destroying the lives of innocent others, you're wrong, and you will never have my support. I'd say the same thing if an American was doing the same. I believe justice was done. I know this won't be the end, because some other ignorant fool will just pick up the torch that Osama has lit, but in the end, the wicked will be defeated, plain and simple. And to Pakistan, all I have to say to you is that you need to stand down. You said he wasn't there and he was. FOR YEARS. You gotta lotta splainin' to do, so don't come at us with that attitude. Deal with it.

In other news... Yeah Richard T. Jones probably should've had a script at that University of Maryland commencement speech...actors aren't normally known for their intellectual prowess,and he proved that point, painfully. Man that was hard to watch. Luckily the students were pretty supportive, and probably just tired of hearing PHd's talk anyway. Speakingof actors giving speeches, how come Denzel had to come to Penn now? I think 2005 would have been a much better year... When I was there, all we had was Kofi Annan... Now this is gonna sound bad, but I did nod off a bit. I'm sorry I know Kofi led the United Nations, but Denzel was in Training Day. Training Day. That's all I gotta say about that. And Amy Poehler at Harvard? Awww man, that's not even fair. That's so awesome, honestly.

What else?

Oh, yeah, so about the Republicans..... it really doesn't matter who you guys choose... When Obama walked up to that podium to announce the death of Bin Laden, you might as well have had the election on the same night... That's change that I can believe in.

As usual, the Dodgers suck... moving right along...

The Lakers are out, and got embarrassed... didn't see it coming, but whatever, can't win them all, I always say.... or maybe I don't always say that cus I like to win, but I'm forced to say it that because we lost. Damnit. I have no excuses or explanations... we got swept. Hope Dirk ruins LeBron's party. I'm not ready for Kobe to give up the King of the NBA title yet. And no, Derrick Rose is not King of the NBA. He only got MVP cus LeBron pissed everybody off.

Damn, why is Rob Lowe so funny? how does he do it? Speaking of other funny actors. Tom Sizemore, WTF? I know your life is pretty much in shambles, but I saw you in Always Sunny... Great work, man! Honestly, if you can still make me laugh, keep doing whatever you're doing... Well, not everything you're doing, but stay with the comedy, it suits you...

So I saw Fast Five the other day... not bad, completely jacked almost all of the elements from Italian Job and Ocean's 11, but whatever, I wasn't expecting much. Vin Diesel vs. The Rock was awesome. I'm just glad it wasn't in 3D...

Speaking of 3D, I'm sorry Mr. Depp, you're one of my top 5 actors, but I'm not going to see Pirates in theaters. There are plenty of little foreign kids who will help keep your pockets fat. (I saw the international numbers) Even if the movie is good, this is your punishment for part 3, which I still couldn't finish even though I rented it... I really tried to get past act one, I did, I promise. Besides, you're making a part 5, you don't care if I go see this one anyway.

Speaking of sequels, please, please, please, let part 6 be the last in the Fast and Furious franchise... I know this prayer will go unanswered cus you're basically printing money, but please. Enough is enough. I'd like Vin Diesel to eventually be able to return to respected actor territory. If he keeps doing Fast, he'll be rich, but what else will be? That's right, nothing. Just rich. Moving right along...

How come it's so hard for them to make sequels we'd actually want to see??? Anchorman 2 doesn't look like it's gonna happen, and Zoolander 2 is being halted as well... I don't get it, can Hollywood ONLY make sequels of BAD movies? Come on!

Okay, I'm winding down, but before I go, I must say, screw the NFL, its owners, and the players (perhaps not as much the players) for ruining my Autumn. Autumn, as you know, is known for cool breezes, beautiful colored leaves, and... oh that's right, FOOTBALL. Thanks to you guys I'll just being sitting around drawing little pictures of leaves falling from trees, cus that's literally the best thing I'll be able to do with my time. I suppose I'll actually be going to church, which is a good thing, but I'D STILL LIKE TO HAVE THE OPTION! Speaking of options, I've been told that the answer for the avid football fan is to get into College Football. Oh yes, I'll be doing that, (because I have no choice) but let's just remember... I live in LA and I'm a big UCLA fan. We haven't been good since J.J. Stokes went there... Re: the 1990s... Yeah, back when OJ Simpson was just that funny black dude in the Naked Gun movies... Even if I jump ship and root for the Trojans, oh wait, no postseason play 'til 2012-13! Thanks NFL, you're really freakin' did it this time... I mean, your timing, it's just so impeccable. It's like, somewhere near the end of the season last year, you thought to yourself, right after the Eagles lost in the playoffs, "Hey, it wasn't bad enough that the Eagles are out... how can we totally ruin PW's sports life Re: his entire life, even more? Oh right, A LOCKOUT!" Let's just forget that we completely rule all other major sports, and have even trumped Baseball as America's favorite... let's just throw that all in the garbage, and just not have a season. That's a great friggin idea!

Goddell, you suck. That's your legacy.

Is that it? Is that all I have to say?

Well at 2:37 am, so I'm gonna say that it is.

As always, this Rant was complete stream of consciousness and was only edited for spelling and grammar so y'all would understand it. No disclaimers allowed.

Peace, love, and sooooouuuuuulllllll....

I'm Out.